Justice For Some, Tiny American Flags For Others

Of course, being extradited from Hell is a tedious affair. I do not wish it on this...collection...gathered here. So:

Ha! 

This is like a coffee of odd flavour, that should not be chucked-out. Bad brews should always be disposed of, but unique blends should be savoured. Even this...

OBJECTION!

This place is so dead! Liven up, people!

*looks around*

And I thought I was the dead one in here. Has Princess Krissi pricked her finger on the proverbial spinning wheel and sent everyone into an enchanted sleep, or has everyone just been at the Courtroom Kingdom pub for the last three months?

*a pirate comes swaggering in, a ship wrecked in the background behind him*

Ahoy there. I'm Captain Doug Swallow. My ship is up the pictures, so I'm stranded here for a little while with you blokes.

*An out of breath Edgeworth appears at the office looking utterly flustered and somewhat deshevelled. He's holding a slightly battered box and places it down onto the desk gingerly.*


H-has anybody seen Princess Gavin around lately?

Merry Krismas everyone.

I do hope you remembered to buy your dear princess some presents.

Ho ho ho! I hope you've all been nice boys and girls this year!

I FIND YOU ALL GUILTY

...of not having decorated the courtroom for Christmas yet!

There's a minimum ten year sentence, but... hm! There's a possibility of parole if you do it now!

*An old, not that feeble Ema Skye wanders into the area*

Has anyone seen my laboratory? I think I misplaced it.

Let us play a game.

If I am pointing to you, then you are a fool.

...

YOU LOSE

Or you win; I am not quite sure what the criteria for winning is.