It has come to my knowledge that banishment may come...
Of course, being extradited from Hell is a tedious affair. I do not wish it on this...collection...gathered here. So:

Ha! 

This is like a coffee of odd flavour, that should not be chucked-out. Bad brews should always be disposed of, but unique blends should be savoured. Even this...

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OBJECTION!

This place is so dead! Liven up, people!

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*looks around*

And I thought I was the dead one in here. Has Princess Krissi pricked her finger on the proverbial spinning wheel and sent everyone into an enchanted sleep, or has everyone just been at the Courtroom Kingdom pub for the last three months?

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New pirate in town
*a pirate comes swaggering in, a ship wrecked in the background behind him*

Ahoy there. I'm Captain Doug Swallow. My ship is up the pictures, so I'm stranded here for a little while with you blokes.

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zawa zawa ;_;
*An out of breath Edgeworth appears at the office looking utterly flustered and somewhat deshevelled. He's holding a slightly battered box and places it down onto the desk gingerly.*


H-has anybody seen Princess Gavin around lately?

Current Mood: stressed

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Get it? Kris-mas? I... I'm sorry.
Merry Krismas everyone.

I do hope you remembered to buy your dear princess some presents.

Current Mood: festive

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Ho ho ho! I hope you've all been nice boys and girls this year!

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I FIND YOU ALL GUILTY

...of not having decorated the courtroom for Christmas yet!

There's a minimum ten year sentence, but... hm! There's a possibility of parole if you do it now!

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On to my RP roots.
*An old, not that feeble Ema Skye wanders into the area*

Has anyone seen my laboratory? I think I misplaced it.

Current Mood: old

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[[Joining in on the fun!]]
Let us play a game.

If I am pointing to you, then you are a fool.

...

YOU LOSE

Or you win; I am not quite sure what the criteria for winning is.

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Right, this courtroom could use a good spring cleaning and maybe a new look. Let's go nuts and see what we can do. Who's with me? Come on, lads. And lassies.

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((OH HAY YOU GUISE))

Since things haven't been so swell these days, such as Princess Krissi's doppleganger getting killed, and our judge's lost sandwich, I think it's time for a--



PASTA PARTY!!!

Come on, you know you want to~ Especially you, Larrio.

((Ahaha I have assessments this week but they only go for a few more days so I'll be super active soon!))
 

Current Mood: chipper

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Who is this Kristoph anyway?

Even though it goes against my rules, I feel that I should mention that my absence has nothing to do with the recent murder case.

I wander like a tomcat, but I mate like a swan--right Kitten?

[>.> blame Torchwood & RuneScape for my leave...and my DS to a extent...]
 

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Must fix the inactivity!!! DX
It appears someone murdered my doppleganger.



I think we need an investigation.

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A NEW CASE BEGINS
This courtroom will come to order, in the case of who took my sandwich from the break room

It had my name written on it and everything.

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High noon.

Heck of a time to ride on in to a place like this.

'specially when you were s'posed to be in at nine.

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My apologies.
I have... neglected this courtroom and certain someones of late.

I was recently called away to Europe on business and though I did leave a notice with Detective Gumshoe to inform people of the matter, it looks like he didn't ...get around to putting it up for all to see. Suffice to say I am yet again left picking up the pieces and I shall see to it that his pay be delt with accordingly. I think I'll let somebody else handle such matters in the future.

So. Would anybody care to fill me in on any recent cases or happenings? I'll be in my office all day and probably well into the night..

Current Mood: aggravated

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D:
Achtung! My guitar is burning! Who is responsible for this?!

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*touches down*
Shh! Don't tell NASA! I never wanted to be a space probe... I wanted to be a defense attorney. Now they've finally given up on me, I can finally live the dream.

Sure, I found water on Mars, but can I find the contradictions in the witness's testimony?

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Now to take care of the riff-raff who captured me.

And this... "Overlord Karma" person who is trying to overthrow my reign of monarchy.

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